It's the first results show of the season, and guess what? It's 1997, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy is here! A cool way to kick off the show, if somewhat dated. Samantha Harris has the scoop from this week's cripple, Steve-O, who is apparently coming back from his injury next week.
Yay, Cameron is back. I miss him. And he's still a better Superman than Gilles. Then Jewel came on to warble and not dance but all is good because we got to see Dmitry and Chelsie show their stuff. (How many months until So You Think You Can Dance starts?)
Surprises - David and Kym are safe? What? Why? Who is voting for Lil Kim? Steve-O makes it through despite not actually performing!
And then because DWTS is taking all its cues from So You Think You Can Dance, the bottom two couples must compete in a dance-off! The rules are all foggy and nonsensical, so whatever. This is just a way to fill up time anyway. Does anyone really believe these new scores will affect the final results at all?
Annnnd, turns out Belinda doesn't have the beat after all. Goodbye Belinda, goodbye Jonathan's chest hair. Can't say I'm crying in my crumpets.
*Chuck's rationale for why he should win is awesome.


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