Dancing with the Stars: No Mirrorball for Maks (Again) Edition

Elimination day is here, and guess what judges? THE WOZ SURVIVES! Thank you, America, for proving how completely irrelevant the judges' scores are.

OH DEAR GOD NO WHY ARE CLORIS AND CORKY BACK?! I've barely recovered from last season MAKE IT STOP. And ridiculously, next week's show will feature the lindy hop and the argentine tango. Argentine tango, yes - lindy hop, no. Ugh.

Is it a coincidence that Holly and Denise are the bottom two? The average female viewer (and DWTS' core demo) does not respond to bimbos. Period. Stop casting these girls in the first place. Why Lil Kim is still around is anyone's guess. It's really too bad, because Dmitry and Maks both deserve better, and in particular - I really wish we could have seen what Dmitry would have done with Jewel.

And then ... gross. While I am no fan of Holly or Denise, I'm really sad to see Maks go out so soon. After leaving early because of Misty last season, the producers at least could have given him a halfway decent partner. DWTS = FAIL.