Dancing with the Stars: Frisk Me! Take Me! Edition

Sorry sorry sorry - I was crazy busy and wasnt able to post on the results last week. As you probably know by now, David and Kym were sent packing. Yawn. Moving on!

Ty and Chelsie: Oh Ty, how I want you to be better. There was a lack of pointed toes, rhythm, and remembering of the dance, but I still like him. I had just hoped at this point he would have improved some more.

Shaun and Mark: DYING OF CUTE. Why couldnt Mark be my prom date? Gorgeous lines, a beautiful flow, just a wonderful, romantic rumba. Bruno and Carrie Ann nitpick because ... well, because they want Gilles to win.

Lawrence and Edyta: Lawrence needs to calm the eff down - it's the jive. Enter Warren Sapp, who is still annoying. This was kind of like the cruise ship version of the jive, but it sort of worked for him, although I wasn't blown away.

Melissa and Tony: Whoa Tony, your shirt is so .... gay. Sorry, that's really the only word for it. This was a solid performance - everything was good, but it came off kind of cheesy. I think they'll be fine for next week.

Lil Kim and Derek: Minus the one brief oopsie, this was an AWESOME routine. I was really against these guys at the beginning, but I think this was one of the best dances of the season. Len complains there is not enough jive, no one bothers to listen to him. Two well-deserved 10s here.

Steve-O and Lacey: Haha, Steve-O chooses to fart instead of make sexydance with Lacey. Actually, I really liked this routine, although it was kind of Lacey's show. But Lacey is fantastic and this choreography was great.

Gilles and Cheryl: Ugh, this song. I didn't really love this dance, even though it was technically difficult. Meh.

Chuck and Julianne: Honestly, I forgot they were still here. And Chuck is whiny. And is wearing a lace shirt. Seriously, who is dressing these men? Julianne, meanwhile, looks AMAZING. This was a great, sexy dance and it's nice to see them improving.