Dancing with the Stars: If All Bulls Looked Like Her, There'd Be a Lot More Bullriders Edition

Yes, I know, blogging on non-DWTS related things has been rather lax as of late. Things have been very busy around these parts, but I hope to get my act together soon. But let's save that for another day, we have dances to judge!

Chuck and Julianne: Oh, I love Julianne's choreography, but Chuck did look a little dopey at times. I kind of agreed with Carrie Anne that Chuck doesnt seem to be getting it, and kudos to Samantha for creating a completely unnecessary awkward moment by implying/asking if Chuck and Julianne were going to get married.

Lawrence and Edyta: Whoa, hideous costume alert. I expected Lawrence to be good at the paso doble, and he was. It's nice to see him improving. I think the judges were a little hard on him, and I agree with Len that this was his best dance to date.

Shawn and Mark: Pure gorgeous. Absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous. This deserved a 30, and yet they fell victim to an awful lot of nitpicking that other couples (*cough* cherylandgilles*cough*) dont ever seem to be subjected to. These scores are BS - these guys are the best couple here.

Melissa and Tony: When did Tony become a good choreographer? This was such a cool routine. More nitpicking, this time it was kind of deserved. The dramatic look kind of suits Melissa tho, I think they should do more of this.

David and Kym: Uh, what? Vegas showgirl feathers? Like most of their dances, this one was just okay. They could be going home.

Gilles and Cheryl: Hmm, these guys are doing the paso, which means they were assigned 2 Latin dances in a row... which means the producers have obviously rigged this competition so they will win. Is there even a point in continuing the rest of the season? And oh look, Gilles is performing this one shirtless. Shocking. The routine was really good (prompting Bruno to pelvic thrust after the performance ... awkward), and obviously Gilles is a great dancer, but the incessant fawning over these two is beginning to become tiresome.

Steve-O and Lacey: Honestly, I forgot they were still here. Oh my, mime waltzing. Points off for a dumb concept and awful costumes, but extra points for dancing to one of my favorite songs. However, it must be said that Steve-O continues to look awkward and his posture is all over the place. Very likely they'll go home tomorrow.

Ty and Chelsie: I was so excited to see these guys do the paso - it is the bullfighter's dance, after all. And yay, he did really well! The judges think it's too stiff, I think everyone is full of crap and they did a perfectly respectable job.

Lil Kim and Derek: Omg, my EARS. Who was killing that poor song? This dance was fine - not amazing, not terrible.

I'm thinking Steve-O is almost a lock to go home.