Dancing with the Stars: And Then There Were Three Edition

Here we go! Who's going to the finals?

I was glad to see Shmark get the encore tonight because they did have the best routine last night, and they are also the best couple left standing.

GAH ACK WHO LET DREW LACHEY BACK INTO THE BUILDING? He's the phantom who's haunting the ballroom, I swear. All those injuries? It reeks of Lachey - he's obviously hexed the dance floor so that eventually, one day, the producers will run out of celebrities and they will have to invite him back to compete. Dancing with the Drew - coming 2010.

Also, Helio - aren't you supposed to be in jail for tax evasion or something?

Ugh, Mayo. What is the point of this charade again? What happens if we don't like either pseudo-professional? Here's a solution: hire Pasha and Anya from So You Think You Can Dance - they've been on this show before, and they are infinitely more awesome.

Sigh, Maks. You were sorely missed this season.

And now, moment of truth - goodbye Ty. Congrats on making it this far, now go ride off into the sunset.