I'll admit, I'm a Disney dork. If you're reading this, you may be too. But the first step is admitting you have a problem. Here are 10 warning signs you may be a Disney dork:
1. You constantly mispronouce "innovation" as "innovention."
2. You know what Beverly is, and like it.
3. You can recite all of the words to Wishes.
4. You go to Conservation Station in the Animal Kingdom because you need a quick nap in the Grandmother Willow soundproof booths.
5. If you ever met Lou Mongello, Jim Hill, or John Frost, you would turn into a starstruck ball of mess.
6. When someone asks, "what time is it?" you answer in song: "It's summah-time!"
7. Park maps? Pshhh. Those are for tourists.
8. You visit AllEars.net to check out all the WDW menus 3-6 months before your trip to decide what you're going to order.
9. You're still grumbling about the "new" Journey Into Imagination.
10. You refer to the monorails by their respective colors.
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November 17, 2009
10 Signs You Are a Disney Dork
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6 comments:
Wow, great list! I feel embarrassed that I only qualify for half of these. I clearly must work harder!
Thanks for the post!
-Henry
TouringPlans.com
LOVE this!!! Fits me perfectly...Not only do I know all the words to Wishes...my son (who is 2, Autistc, & and only speaks 30 words) can sing it as well. Add the fab 5 from WDW Today to your Celeb list & your post is perfect. Thanks for sharing!
WOW! I'm honored to have made the list! Especially with some other great people like John Frost and Grandmother Willow! ;)
Thank you! And YES, I'm a Disney Dork... and proud of it!
Lou Mongello
WDWRadio.com
I have yet to meet Lou but hopefully one day I will, as for the rest of the list I am officially a Disney Dork! A little secret between Disney dorks you can listen to unlimited free Disney Park music at www.D-cot.com I play it all day every day at work!
-Joncey
Haha... this list is great.
Not only do I check out the allears menus 3-6 months before my trip, I check them out weekly, pretty much EVERY week... just because I love food, and I like planning up my "dream vacation" and where I'll eat, just in case hehe.
I know all the words to wishes, it's just that sometimes I can't get through it without choking up :P
I fully agree, but you left one out - spending as much time to research, prep and write a Disney fan blog as you do your full-time job. Great list, and thanks for reminding me.
BruceWDW
A World View
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