The time has come to say goodbye to New York. Yes, dear friends, I am moving to Walt Disney World. Not for a short stay mind you, and not to the Orlando area. I am moving into Walt Disney World. To a place of privilege, of restricted access, a place where real Disney fans show their pride buy purchasing real estate – not Mickey ears. In short, I am moving to Golden Oak.
And YOU can’t come! HA! Suck it, poor people.
“Whatever,” you scoff, “living in a multimillion dollar house in a retirement community on Disney property? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Excuse you, peasant. Stupid? I daresay, living in a theme park is the best way I could spend my millions. Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to make dinner reservations? I mean, have you ever tried to schedule a tee time? And what kind of self-respecting person does their own grocery shopping? It’s like I’m talking to children here.
And speaking of children (elite children, that is), what better way for them to spend their childhood than by growing up in a theme park? Just look at the Golden Oak website:
Related Links:
* The Five People You Meet in Line at WDW
* The Problem with Disney Princesses
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2 comments:
Brilliant!
I have to say that this post just started my day off with a smile on my face. When I read the news at first I thought, "great now another reason to move to FL"....until I saw the price tag. What a let down to say the least. I think a lot of us will be watching how this development sells with great interest. Thanks so much for the great post! :D
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