The World Just Became a Little More Terrifying

Not content with invading the parks and retail outlets, Duffy has expanded his hostile takeover to include your own personal hotel room. Yes friends, that's right - you can catch this charming Duffy read-a-along from your WDW resort room ... every. single. night. In other news, alcohol intake at the resorts is expected to increase sharply.

If you made it through the above video without tearing your eyes out or weeping uncontrollably, congrats - you're a champ. Personally, I'm afraid to go to sleep, for fear that Duffy is waiting for me in my dreams. While the narrative itself is too ridiculous to warrant an actual analysis, three things should be noted:

1. Since when did Mickey become a Will Ferrell character? An infantile man sails the world with teddy bear? Sounds like the next big hit from the team that brought you Talladega Nights.

2. Minnie obviously represents Chinese sweatshop workers in this video. She's just so happy, so willing to drop everything and run a massive production operation out of her home, all to bring stuffed Duffy bears into the world.

3.  I wasn't paying attention in fifth grade social studies when we had that class on the definition of propaganda, but I suddenly MUST BUY A DUFFY BEAR RIGHT THIS INSTANT. All the other Disney characters (including the mermaid!) have their little stuffed sidekicks. I NEED A LITTLE STUFFED SIDEKICK TOO. No! No I will not go to bed! MOM? MOM?!!! I WANT MY DUFFY BEAR NOW!

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Related Links:
* 10 Signs You Are a Disney Dork
* The War on Duffy
* Overheard in WDW: Sunset Blvd Edition